Queen of Schnapps on Sale

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Pick up a copy of Queen of Schnapps for your Kindle while it’s on sale, now through March 23rd.

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To say Judith Webster is quirky would be an understatement . . . turns out she’s an alcoholic serial killer hell-bent on getting everything her heart desires. Judith hates her job at Gas ‘N Go, but works to fund life’s necessities: gambling, eBay, and her schnapps collection. When a hunky Irish actor joins the cast of her favorite soap opera, Judith’s new goal in life is to meet and marry Evan Gallagher. Her husband will just have to deal with it.

Nobody would ever guess Judith is insane, that she duct tapes her cat inside a goldfish-shaped bed from hell, or the way she deals with people who piss her off.

She’s never been held accountable for her crimes before, but a girl can never be too careful.

schnappstail-chapter-artOn sale for 99¢ in the US  and 99p in the UK
March 16-23, 2018

 

Check out the new cover for Queen of Schnapps

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I’m lovin the new cover!  🙂   The book’s interior has also been updated with an improved layout and some cool graphics. And Queen of Schnapps landed on Amazon’s Best Seller’s list for Dark Humor this morning.  Check it out!


To say Judith Webster is quirky would be an understatement . . . turns out she’s an alcoholic serial killer hell-bent on getting everything her heart desires. She hates her job at Gas ‘N Go, but works to fund life’s necessities: gambling, eBay, and her schnapps collection. When a hunky Irish actor joins the cast of her favorite soap opera, Judith’s new goal in life is to meet and marry Evan Gallagher. Her husband will just have to deal with it.

Nobody would ever guess Judith is insane, that she duct tapes her cat inside a goldfish-shaped bed from hell, or how mad she gets when Harry Qualls struts down the street with his mailman purse. Her biggest secret, however, is the way she deals with people stupid enough to piss her off. On her shit list is a dangerous place to be, but she’s taking names.

She hasn’t been held accountable for her crimes before, but a girl can never be too careful.